The Seventh Curse
A crazy horror action adventure starring Fat as Wisely, a pipe-puffing occultist who saves an adventurer from evil curse cast on him by a wicked witch doctor.
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Not bad funny, just plain bad! - JimmyFace
I was hoping this would be like Riki-Oh and be so bad that it was hilarious but this one is just plain bad. With the exception of some brief nudity this movie has no redeeming qualities.
Basically it only has a Chinese sound track with English subtitles (strike one), the subtitles were more often wrong then right (strike two), and there was very little gore (strike three).
Basically it's about a guy who had a curse put on him by a voodoo tribe that causes veins in his body to suddently pop shooting blood out of that particular spot (usually his legs). He goes back to the tribe to try to break the curse and save the same woman he saved before along with 100 kids (which the tribe uses to raise some kind of giant demon baby fetuses called ghosts).
It's pretty foolish and I would liken the monsters to stuff you would see in Army Of Darkness except infinitely worse because it's in this movie.
Basically the whole movie is a rip-off of Indiana Jones. Remember the big boulder that almost crushes Indiana, well replace that with a giant Buddha head and you have the same scene in this movie.
Basically a terrible movie with one brief scene of one of the nicest racks I've seen in a while.
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Not bad funny, just plain bad! - JimmyFace
I was hoping this would be like Riki-Oh and be so bad that it was hilarious but this one is just plain bad. With the exception of some brief nudity this movie has no redeeming qualities.
Basically it only has a Chinese sound track with English subtitles ...