Modern Vampires
Los Angeles has a discreet community of tortured, bloodthirsty creatures of the night. But when a mysterious vampire (Natasha Gregson Wagner) enters the scene, The Count wants this blood-sucking seductress eliminated before her rampage of death exposes the cult. Her only chance at immortality lies in the fangs of Dallas (Casper Van Dien) But when a distraught mortal, Dr. Frederick van Helsing (Rod Steiger), seeks revenge on the vampires that damned his son, he vows to kill them all, slowly. Together with a band of vampire hunters, Dr. Van Helsing declares war on the underground church of damnation. Welcome to Transylvania in the Hollywood hills.
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Vamp Camp - BluEyes
Okay, so the humor does wear thin partway through this campy film about pretentious vampires in LaLa Land. But you won't get tired of laughing at the idiotic Van Helsing and his gangsta sidekicks. Expect to be amused, rather than horrified, then sit back and enjoy the foolishness.
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Vamp Camp - BluEyes
Okay, so the humor does wear thin partway through this campy film about pretentious vampires in LaLa Land. But you won't get tired of laughing at the idiotic Van Helsing and his gangsta sidekicks. Expect to be amused, rather than horrified, then sit back and ...