Epic Movie
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Four not-so-young orphans—one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican "libre" wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X" community—visit a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a "G").
There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry—and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.
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better movie out there - oilersfan
This movie was not worth renting better movies out there. They could have had better actors and chosen better movie to spoof. There were some good parts but overall the acting could have been better and the script had much to be desired. only rent this movie if no other movies are availabe to be rented and put it at the bottom of your list.can I rate this zero stars??? - chiquita
I had brought this movie to watch while waiting at the doctor's office. Let's just say that I would've been better off licking the door handles to clean the germs. That would've been less painful in the long run. I have now lost an hour of my life that I will never get back. I kept watching hoping that maybe, just maybe it will get funny. And then the credits started...I think that if I had worked on that film, I would've used a fake name.Epic Crappiness - MovieFiend
I always hate a couple of movies every year, but this unfunny pile was particularly hate-worthy. They don't even do anything good with the parodies of the big blockbusters of recent years. They basically just recreate what we already know. Masters of parody films would be ashamed if anyone ever tried to lump this one in with their great works. I don't think I laughed once during Epic Movie and couldn't return the DVD fast enough. Oy. Truly oy.
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better movie out there - oilersfan
This movie was not worth renting better movies out there. They could have had better actors and chosen better movie to spoof. There were some good parts but overall the acting could have been better and the script had much to be desired. only rent this movie ...can I rate this zero stars??? - chiquita
I had brought this movie to watch while waiting at the doctor's office. Let's just say that I would've been better off licking the door handles to clean the germs. That would've been less painful in the long run. I have now lost an hour of my life that I will ...Epic Crappiness - MovieFiend
I always hate a couple of movies every year, but this unfunny pile was particularly hate-worthy. They don't even do anything good with the parodies of the big blockbusters of recent years. They basically just recreate what we already know. Masters of parody ...