Emerald Cowboy (Esmeraldero)
In the early 1970's, enchanted by the spell of the emerald, a man finds his way to the exotic and dangerous land of Colombia. With a dream and talent for the stone, he embarks on a journey of struggle and discovery. Twenty-five years later Eishy Hayata is an Emerald Czar. Emerald Cowboy (Aka Esmeraldero) reveals the extraordinary life and death of a modern day cowboy in a world never before witnessed.
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I did not know what I was to endure... - fredster
What a shitty, amateurish piece of self-propaganda. I speak Spanish and find a lot of good movies on zip. However, this one is such a stinkaroo that I could not believe my eyes! The guy made a movie about himself? Exqueaze me? Baking powder?
Do not rent this movie, kids!Is this a joke? - Louay
If you want to see just how bad a movie can be done, see this one just for kicks. The absolute worst acting and directing I have seen outside a 70's softcore flick, incoherent scenes, fights that start out of nowhere, childish dialogues. The subtitles are rendered in a sickening shade of pink superimposed in the middle of the screen and they look so jagged you would think they were generated on a Commodore 64.
The hero initially speaks only English and is a novice in the emerald business then suddenly in the next scene he becomes fluent in Spanish and is a hot shit in the emerald business with no apparent justification. Then we discover that he is supposed to be Japanese and you have to squint real hard (no pun intended) to even remotely imagine that this guy is Asian which blatantly he isn't. The only logical explanation is maybe this movie was intended to be an hommage to Quentin Tarentino or a spoof of his spoofs. God knows. I lasted fifteen minutes through this movie and all the fun I derived from it was writing this review.
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I did not know what I was to endure... - fredster
What a shitty, amateurish piece of self-propaganda. I speak Spanish and find a lot of good movies on zip. However, this one is such a stinkaroo that I could not believe my eyes! The guy made a movie about himself? Exqueaze me? Baking powder?
Do not ...Is this a joke? - Louay
If you want to see just how bad a movie can be done, see this one just for kicks. The absolute worst acting and directing I have seen outside a 70's softcore flick, incoherent scenes, fights that start out of nowhere, childish dialogues. The subtitles are ...