Tales from the Crypt: Season 5

Tomb it may concern. Yes, you. No one else is reading this, right? Besides, you're the ideal person for this happily haunted collection of scares and silliness - someone warm and bleeding. Sorry, breathing.

The Cryptkeeper delivers more keepers (and terrorific Spookcial Feartures) with this atmosfearic Tales From The Crypt: Season 5. Ready to delight your feverishly warped mind are "Forever Ambergris," with Steve Buscemi and Roger Daltrey portraying war photographers; "Two for the Show," with Traci Lords, David Paymer and Vincent Spano embroiled in a tale of wife and death; "Well-Cooked Hams," with Martin Sheen and Billy Zane putting hocus pocus in focus as rival magicians; plus 10 more eerie encounters of fate, fiends and flat-out funniness. Lullaby and good fright, kiddies!